The Lowdown on Bikini Barista Stands
This entry was posted on March 28, 2012.
Putting our noses to the grindstone and getting our hands dirty like the intrepid reporters that we are, Kaylie and I hit the streets with one question on our mind: What's all the hullabaloo with bikini barista stands?
As far as we can tell (through very informal polling of other crew mates who hail from different states in the union), this type of business is something unique to the Pacific Northwest of the US -- scantily clad ladies serving up java in drive through stands. But is it just a marketing ploy to attract the male population or do they actually serve up tasty coffee?
While these stands are hardly an anomaly in our neck of the woods, it was pretty clear that two high class ladies such as ourselves rolling up to the drive through window at the three different stands we visited definitely was. Since this was our first foray into semi-nude java, we were prepared for awkwardness on our side of the car window, but were surprised to find that the bodacious baristas felt the same way!
Read on to find out how we rated our visits -- drink making skills, efficiency, service, hospitality and the overall experience.
"Some Like It Hot"
"Come get your sexy coffee BUZZ on at the Beehive Espresso!"
"Sexy. Classy. Gourmet."
||Allison's Rating: Scalding hot to the point where we let it sit for almost 45 minutes before we could put the cup to our lips. We know this changes the flavor but we figured the safety of our mouths was a little more important than getting second degree burns over a cup o' joe.Kaylie's Rating: Overly hot and a little burnt.||Allison's Rating: A bit watery but reached the average drinking temperature right when she served it since she had the decency to ask if we'd like ice in it.Kaylie's Rating: Closer to the correct temperature and she asked if we wanted ice in it, which was nice.||Allison's Rating: By far was the strongest and at the right temp cup of coffee. She not only asked if we wanted ice but also offered to make them doubles.Kaylie's Rating: Best of them all and she offered ice -- score! Could drink immediately without saying goodbye to taste buds.|
||Allison's Rating: Was it curdled steam milk with a tablespoon of espresso or was it just a weak shot of espresso in some milk? All I could taste was a milky concoction with maybe a hint of espresso flavoring.Kaylie's Rating: I'm not even sure there was actual espresso in there...it just tasted like steamed milk! It also took almost an hour before I could take a sip -- way too hot!||Allison's Rating: A better temperature but still a little weak on the espresso, this drink was passable but not exceptional.Kaylie's Rating: Once again, closer to the correct temperature and could actually tell there was espresso in this one...we're getting closer!||Allison's Rating: Looks can be deceiving because you'd think a girl with star-shaped pasties would give you a mediocre latte, but surprisingly out of all three she had the best -- strong flavor and great temperature that would rival any standard cafe.Kaylie's Rating: Once again, we have the winner here! Right temperature and could taste the espresso with my milk. Plus? Foam!|
|Service Rating||Allison's Rating:A bit peppy and nervous when she saw us, I'll give the barista credit when she said she's only been working at the stand for a month, but I think her talking and rambling got in the way of the quality of our drinks.Kaylie's Rating: She was talkative and friendly, but she was also nervous and I think her talking led to the long wait time.||Allison's Rating: Still a bit hesitant but friendly, knowledgeable and more business-like, the barista had more experience and said she's worked at previous bikini barista stands (i.e. Chicka Latte). She was able to make small talk while efficiently making our drinks.Kaylie's Rating: She was definitely nervous and made friendly conversation without as much compromise to wait time.||Allison's Rating: There to get the job done, there was no hesitation about asking what we'd like and how we'd like it but with a courteous smile and small conversation. We got out of there with quality drinks in an efficient timeframe.Kaylie's Rating: She was very nice. Made polite conversation while she made drinks and didn't seem too nervous.|
|Timing||3 minutes and 50 seconds||2 minutes and 50 seconds||2 minutes and 30 seconds|
|Comfort Rating||Allison's Rating: As nervous as the barista was, since this was our first stop we didn't know what to expect. But once the drinks were ordered, and barista started rambling from nervousness we realized she was just as uncomfortable about serving ladies as we were being there.Kaylie's Rating: I don't know if it was because it was the first bikini barista stand we hit or if it was because she had her leg out the window as we drove up, but this stand made me super uncomfortable.||Allison's Rating: A little more comfortable since we got the first one out of the way, it wasn't until I saw the Penthouse Posters plastered inside of the espresso stand where I once again wasn't sure what to expect from my drinks. However, after chatting with the barista she was a little more confident than the last and acted more like how a barista should treat their customers, even with a bit of nervousness in her voice.Kaylie's Rating: Was less uncomfortable on approach than Java Juggs, but the Penthouse posters on the wall didn't do my uncomfortableness any favors.||Allison's Rating: What do we find but a barista with star-shaped pasties and those same yellow hot pants. Let's say uncomfortable much? Once you start chatting up the barista with your drink order and she responds back with drink-specific questions, you forget about the pasties and are just impressed by the quality of her drinks and how efficiently she got them to us.Kaylie's Rating: I really wasn't that uncomfortable going to this one. Which is surprising, considering she was the only one wearing pasties while the others wore full bikini or bra tops.|
|Final Thoughts||Allison: What I expected was basically what I saw: A girl dressed in lingerie (mind you not a bikini), with no real training except for what she was given when she was hired along with telling us that as long as you apply, be naughty and make customers drinks, you'll get pretty good tips. Definitely quantity vs. quality of their product.Kaylie: She said this wasn't their busiest stand, but she still makes $100 per 5-hour day in tips. When she works at the busier ones, in Everett, she gets $300-$400 a day in tips. She told us that she'd never been a barista before and they train you if you get hired, which has the only requirement of being 'pretty'. Also, she said that when you are hired they instruct you to 'be naughty.'||Allison: This time we actually rolled up to a barista who I believe was actually in a bikini. I couldn't help but ask if she had been a barista before, she responded by saying she had previously at a Chicka Latte. With a little more knowledge in making drinks, it made me give the business a little more credit for hiring people with experience.Kaylie: This barista made mention of being in school and said she previously worked for Chicka Latte. She seemed generally sweeter and more 'put together' than the barista at Java Juggs.||Allison: Once again, the pasties were deceiving but I found that this business used the sex-appeal to their advantage, while still hiring baristas that can slang an ideal Americano and Latte. With themed days, such as Tini-Bikini Tuesday or Fantasy Friday, you can either find this pure entertainment or just wrong. I'll let you decide.Kaylie: This was by far the best in terms of actual quality and the barista was like a normal girl (pretty but not stick thin). Plus they get extra points for themed days!|